The Literary Phoenix

Funny, the damage a silly little book can do. Especially in the hands of a silly little girl.

Thursday Quotables

Thursday Quotables is a weekly meme hosted by Bookshelf Fantasies.  Every week, readers share a quote or passage from the book they’re reading that strikes them – whether it be funny or philosophical or something in between.

I know I haven’t done this meme in a while, but I’m re-reading Anne of Green Gables.  How could I not?  Anne says some of the sweetest things.  I can’t even pick favorites.  Nearly every piece of dialogue in this book is perfection.  Here are a few particularly delicious ones.

“Because when you are imagining, you might as well imagine something worth while.”

“Look at that sea, girls–all silver and shadow and vision of things not seen. We couldn’t enjoy its loveliness any more if we had millions of dollars and ropes of diamonds.”

“I read in a book once that a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but I’ve never been able to believe it. I don’t believe a rose WOULD be as nice if it was called a thistle or a skunk cabbage.”

“It’s all very well to read about sorrows and imagine yourself living through them heroically, but it’s not so nice when you really come to have them, is it?”

“Do you think amethysts can be the souls of good violets?”

“Jane’s stories are too sensible. Then Diana puts too much murders into hers. She says most of the time she doesn’t know what to do with the people so she kills them off to get rid of them.”

“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.”

“People laugh at me because I use big words. But if you have big ideas, you have to use big words to express them, haven’t you?”

I am making myself stop there.

I could go on forever in the beautiful descriptions and Anne’s philosophies.  I could quote the entire book.  If you are ever in the mood for a quick read that will warm your heart and soul, there is no book I can recommend more whole-heartedly than L. M. Mongomery’s Anne of Green Gables.


The Dark Tower by Stephen King (Audiobook)The Dark Tower

by Stephen King

Narrated by George Guidall

❤︎ ❤︎ ❤︎ ❤︎ ❤︎

Series: The Dark Tower (7)
Genres: FantasyHorrorFictionScience FictionScience Fiction FantasyEpicAdventureWesternAudiobookNovels
Published By: Grant in 2004 (First Hardcover Release)
Format: Digital Audiobook (28 hours, 10 minutes)

Goodreads / LibraryThing

All good things must come to an end, Constant Listener, and not even Stephen King can write a story that goes on forever. The tale of Roland Deschain’s relentless quest for the Dark Tower has, the author fears, sorely tried the patience of those who have followed it from its earliest chapters. But attend to it a while longer, if it pleases you, for this volume is the last, and often the last things are best.

Roland’s ka-tet remains intact, though scattered over wheres and whens. Susannah-Mia has been carried from the Dixie Pig (in the summer of 1999) to a birthing room (really a chamber of horrors) in Thunderclap’s Fedic Station; Jake and Father Callahan, with Oy between them, have entered the restaurant on Lex and 61st with weapons drawn, little knowing how numerous and noxious are their foes. Roland and Eddie are with John Cullum in Maine, in 1977, looking for the site on Turtleback Lane where “walk-ins” have been often seen. They want desperately to get back to the others, to Susannah especially, and yet they have come to realize that the world they need to escape is the only one that matters.

Thus the audiobook opens, like a door to the uttermost reaches of Stephen King’s imagination. You’ve come this far. Come a little farther. Come all the way. The sound you hear may be the slamming of the door behind you. Welcome to The Dark Tower.


I have read this book twice, but this was the first time I’ve listened to it.  And, for some strange reason, I remembered most of the ending completely wrong.

There are a few spoilers are you go along, impossible to avoid unless I leave my review to “I liked it” so read at your own risk.




I have always loved the dark and sinister, but somehow still likable Roland Deschain.  Eddie and Jake and Oy are all well-loved as well, and even Susannah grows on me.  This book sees the addition of a few characters, and a farewell to many.  But it is Roland, ultimately, whose heartbeat thrums in tune with the Tower, and he who drives the story.  He is raw, Eastwood-esque, and perfect in his setting.  All of King’s characters in this story are perfectly placed… except himself.  I have a difficult time getting past how narcissistic it is for King to make himself a central player in this world.  However, the story plays out well and the character is important, although insufferable.



I can all but feel the radiation in the air as Susannah and Roland travel through the badlands.  Unlike many fantasy authors, King does not wax on poetically about his setting, but his world comes to life anyway in the nuances.  The Tower, at last in its final glory, is a breathtaking image in my mind.




It’s far too easy to spend most of this book crying.

King kills off his characters with the cold indifference that George R. R. Martin does, and you want to be angry at him for it, but yet… somehow you know the deaths were inevitable.  Your heart breaks for each and every loss – for me, Jake and Oy were the worst of all – and even the first one comes so suddenly it shocks you.  For some reason, I had remembered these deaths in a different way and in a different order.  I think perhaps my mind was rewriting the story in a way it preferred to remember.  They make sense the way they are written, and they are perfectly heartbreaking.

As for the very, very end?  The end is perfect.

Writing / Narration



I have always appreciated the way King writes this series.  It is raw, uncompromising.  At no point could it be mistaken as pretty or flowery.  But it is right.  The world has moved on and everything is jagged, emaciated, broken.  The perspectives shift seamlessly and the story is as vibrant as J. R. R. Tolkien’s illustrious descriptions.  All in all, it’s just a different type of world.

As for the narration, I do like this narrator.  The Dark Tower series as a whole has two different narrators, and they are both excellent.  Guidall does Roland better, or so I think.  There is more of a drawl to him that fits the character.  The three books narrated by Frank Muller are fine as well, so don’t let the switch in narrators drive you away from the series.

Personal Thoughts


Now that I’ve finished this series for the third time all the way through, and with the film coming out in July, I still find myself disappointed it is over.  It’s a gritty, ruthless tale, but it’s definitely re-readable.  For myself, I think the writing in the Dark Tower series is much stronger than his fantasy books, although nobody can claim that King isn’t a prolific writer.

All in all, the first book in the series is one of my desert island books, but to truly appreciate Roland Deschain and his ka-tet, you must read all seven.  They are long, but absolutely worth the time to go on the adventure.


One of best opening/finishing lines in my library: “The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed.”  Read this series.  Please.


I purchased this audiobook on Audible in 2015 (on my birthday, actually, that was very nice of me!).  However, I also own the paperback of this book.  It’s the type of book worth having multiple copies!

First Sentence

“Pere Don Callahan had once been the Catholic priest of a town, ‘Salem’s Lot had been it’s name, that no longer existed on any map.”

Some of My Favorite Quotes

“I’ve met talespinners before, Jake, and they’re all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they’re afraid of life.”

He fell silent. For several moments they all did, and the quiet had the feel of a deliberate thing. Then Eddie said, “All right, we’re back together again. What the hell do we do next?”

And will I tell you that these three lived happily ever after? I will not, for no one ever does. But there was happiness. And they did live.

Hot chocolate in Central Park! What was the Dark Tower compared to that?

The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

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